Anthony Ciccone

NAME: Anthony Ciccone

SIBLING: Madonna

CAREER: Piano tuner / salmon canner / hobo

QUOTES: "My sister’s a multi-millionaire; she earned it, I have to give her credit for that. But you’d think there’d be some family loyalty, and that’s not the case. We hated each other - sibling rivalry." 

 "She was a bitch, just like she is now. She remains true to form. You have to give her credit for consistency."

"He pulled away, turned around and confronted the female officer in an aggressive manner. She turned him around and brought him to the ground, which is when he struck his face on the bathroom floor" 

- Traverse City, Michigan Police Captain Brian Heffner

Muriel Roberts

NAME: Muriel Edith Roberts

SIBLING: Margaret Hilda Thatcher

CAREER: Home-maker / nurse / philanthropist

QUOTE: "Our mother was gentle and warm and didn't like the limelight, just like me."

"Didn't anyone tell you I was the short, dumpy one?"

Rob Kardashian

NAME: Rob Kardashian

SIBLING: Kim Kardashian

CAREER: Reality TV (Keeping Up With The Kardashians, Dancing With The Stars [runner-up], Miss USA 2012 [judge], The Choice) / Sock entrepreneur / Academic

QUOTES: "Going to Law School very soon and so excited and can't wait! School just never ends for me! #University ofSouthernCal #Trojans #FightOn." (@RobKardashian)

"Rob Kardashian isn't coming here, but we're glad he's a Trojan fan. Rob hasn't even applied to USC law." (USC statement)