SIBLING: Madonna
CAREER: Piano tuner / salmon canner / hobo
QUOTES: "My sister’s a multi-millionaire; she earned it, I have to give her credit for that. But you’d think there’d be some family loyalty, and that’s not the case. We hated each other - sibling rivalry."
"She was a bitch, just like she is now. She remains true to form. You have to give her credit for consistency."
"He pulled away, turned around and confronted the female officer in an aggressive manner. She turned him around and brought him to the ground, which is when he struck his face on the bathroom floor"
- Traverse City, Michigan Police Captain Brian Heffner