NAME: Bryan Pietersen
SIBLING: Kevin Pietersen
CAREER: Cricketer (Second Eleven Championship: Notts 2nd XI, Essex 2nd XI, Sussex 2nd XI, Worcs 2nd XI / Minor leagues: Teddington, Portsmouth, Chingford) / Bar owner and restaurateur (Dach & Sons hot dogs) / Tweeter
QUOTES: "Thorpe Park - pikies day out!!!! #awful"
"Stone cold sober not... big night out with the great lads!!!! #boooom"